Swag and the Battle for the Swingset

Swag and the battle for the swingset

by

Mattiya Moore

CAST
Paul:          Kaity Achenbach
Chelsea:      Ashley Barlow
Mario:          Caitlin Butcher
Tiffany:        Natalie Achenbach
Rosita:        Lucy Pipkin
Teacher:        Mira Wibel
SCENE BEGINS
At the school playground Paul, Chelsea, and Mario walk towards Rosita and tiffany who are talking by the swing set and the teacher is sitting on a chair in the corner
ROSITA
(sassily)What are you doing here? (put hands on hips)
TIFFANY
(Quickly put hands on hips) YEAH! w-what are YOU doing here?
Chelsea steps forward and places her left hand on her hip, and Mario and Paul cross their arms
CHELSEA
Paul, Mario, and I are gonna play on the swings
ROSITA
No your not
TIFFANY
No your not
PAUL
yeah we are
ROSITA
NO YOUR NOT!
TIFFANY
NO your NOT!
2.
PAUL
YES WE ARE
ROSITA
WE OWN THE SWINGS
CHELSEA
No you don’t i’ll ask the teacher! MISS TEACH-
Teacher looks up from reading book
MARIO
Don’t call her we’ll settle this the old fashioned way
PAUL
A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
CHELSEA
NO A DANCE BATTLE!
ROSITA
Cue Music!
Rosita and Tiffany do the Macarena to the Dora the explorer theme song
CHELSEA
Ha! that all you got?
Chelsea and Paul tango
ROSITA
See? we get the swings since we’re better dancers (flicks hair)
TIFFANY
Yeah, ’cause we’re better dancers (flicks ponytail)
MARIO
NO, we’re better! And i can even break dance! Watch!
Mario attempts to break dance but fails miserbly
CHELSEA
SEE WE’RE BETTER DANCERS! HA-HA-HAHA-HA NANNY-NANNY-BOO-BOO!
PAUL
Cool it we gotta have SHAG!
3.
MARIO
it’s pernpounced WAG!
CHELSEA
Holy guacamole, it’s pernounced SWAG
PAUL
WHATEVER! SAME THING
Teacher sets down book and stands up
TEACHER
Come on children, its story time!
Everyone starts running off stage
ALL
YAY!!!! STORY TIME!!!!
Chelsea and Paul stop, Paul dips Chelsea, then they proceed to tango off stage
SCENE ENDS
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