Swag and the battle for the swingset
Paul: Kaity Achenbach
Chelsea: Ashley Barlow
Mario: Caitlin Butcher
Tiffany: Natalie Achenbach
Rosita: Lucy Pipkin
Teacher: Mira Wibel
At the school playground Paul, Chelsea, and Mario walk towards Rosita and tiffany who are talking by the swing set and the teacher is sitting on a chair in the corner
(sassily)What are you doing here? (put hands on hips)
(Quickly put hands on hips) YEAH! w-what are YOU doing here?
Chelsea steps forward and places her left hand on her hip, and Mario and Paul cross their arms
Paul, Mario, and I are gonna play on the swings
No your not
No your not
yeah we are
NO YOUR NOT!
NO your NOT!
YES WE ARE
WE OWN THE SWINGS
No you don’t i’ll ask the teacher! MISS TEACH-
Teacher looks up from reading book
Don’t call her we’ll settle this the old fashioned way
A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
NO A DANCE BATTLE!
Rosita and Tiffany do the Macarena to the Dora the explorer theme song
Ha! that all you got?
Chelsea and Paul tango
See? we get the swings since we’re better dancers (flicks hair)
Yeah, ’cause we’re better dancers (flicks ponytail)
NO, we’re better! And i can even break dance! Watch!
Mario attempts to break dance but fails miserbly
SEE WE’RE BETTER DANCERS! HA-HA-HAHA-HA NANNY-NANNY-BOO-BOO!
Cool it we gotta have SHAG!
it’s pernpounced WAG!
Holy guacamole, it’s pernounced SWAG
WHATEVER! SAME THING
Teacher sets down book and stands up
Come on children, its story time!
Everyone starts running off stage
YAY!!!! STORY TIME!!!!
Chelsea and Paul stop, Paul dips Chelsea, then they proceed to tango off stage